You should masturbate dad
Joke Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind.
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Am I talking out loud to myself now, like I do in my sleep?" "It's adorable," Chris smiled, pecking me on the nose.
Keep paying your rent for now.
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I did what I'd been raised to do by my parents and the Bradleys.
The morning was just a constant repetition of trying to be a better salesperson than Chris.
"You have no reason to believe I'm being sincere.
The ring and ball grazed against my palate with his sudden yank downward.
If that's true, don't let me ruin your happiness.
Which had been delivered just two weeks ago.
Especially when I washed my hair.
" When I turned my head this time, he let me.